It finally arrived.
What, you ask?
The Card.
Those bastards.
My AARP card arrived in the mail, uninvited, today. I turn 50 at the end of this month. I thought they sent the card at age 55 and had 5 years to live. Nooooooo...you become officially old at 50, apparently.
I'll take comfort in all the senior discounts I now qualify for.
May the jokes begin.
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Bob
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